The Office Inspired Kevin Malone's Famous Chili Adhesive Vinyl Decal


Shipping to United States: $3.00


*** Please allow 3-7 business days for processing and 2-6 business days for shipping***

Multiple sizes and colors available. Please tell us what color decal you would like in the personalization section. If you put anything there besides a color, a black decal will be sent to you. The sizes listed are not the size of what is pictured. The picture is only for display.

If you'd like a different size than what's offered, please let us know BEFORE you order so that we can work out extra pricing. Please have your measurements ready before inquiry. We do not know the size of your items.

Please clean your surface with rubbing alcohol before applying the decal. Application instructions are included with every order. Also, transfer tape (the clear cover on top of the decal) is meant to be removed at the end of the application.

Decals are for one time use only. Once they are removed, they are destroyed and cannot be used again.

StarCraft HD (High Durability) Permanent Adhesive Vinyl is excellent for crafting, long term graphics, decals, lettering, signs, and most any application requiring durability and longevity. All colors are rated up to 5-6 years durability. StarCraft HD will stick to most any solid surface, especially hard, shiny surfaces such as glass.

Note: Surfaces with textures or coatings may not be designed for adhesive films to adhere or cure properly. Using a firm rubber ball to rub the vinyl onto the surface can often help with applying.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

We gladly accept custom/personalized items. Just send us a message or an email and we'll work together to create something amazing! PLEASE double check that your personalized information is correct because once it is purchased it CANNOT be cancelled,returned, or exchanged. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

Care instructions

Drinkware and Glassware items should NOT be put in the microwave or dishwasher. They should be hand washed and NEVER be soaked. Any drinkware that is epoxied should NOT be left in extreme temperatures such as a hot car.

Rolling trays and ashtrays should NOT be put in the microwave or dishwasher. They should be hand washed and NEVER be soaked. If they need to be washed, do so with mild detergent and a soft sponge and pat dry.

Damaged Items

If you receive your item and it is damaged in any way (i.e. rips, broken glass, tears), please notify us within 24 hours of delivery. Don't fret! Remember, since your items were shipped priority, they are insured up to $100. Just send us a message with a picture of your damaged item(s) and we'll file a claim for you. Only items damaged during shipping can file a claim. Your item(s) will not be refunded. You will instead be sent a replacement, free of charge.

Shipping & Processing Times

Glassware, rolling trays and some wall decor are processed within 14-21 business days.

Please check individual listings to find out their processing and shipping times.

Items shipped priority through the Unites States Postal Service (USPS) will be shipped within 1-3 business days and are insured up to $100.
Items shipped first class through the United States Postal Service (USPS) will be shipped within 2-5 business days.

Your tracking number is sent to you in your shipment notification. We do recieve the same information as you do, therefore there are no different tracking numbers. Please be mindful that USPS may be running slower due to COVID.

We ship Monday-Friday, except for calendar holidays.

Where's my package?

ALL items are shipped through the United States Postal Service (USPS). A tracking number will be sent with your shipping notice.

PLEASE NOTE that we have no control over shipping delays. Once the item is shipped, you will be responsible for tracking your own package.Your tracking number is sent to you in your shipment notification. We do recieve the same information as you do, therefore there are no different tracking numbers. Please be mindful that USPS may be running slower due to COVID. After the item is shipped, it is out of our hands; we are not responsible for lost/stolen packages or shipping delays. Any issues you have after shipping must be taken up with the United States Postal Service (USPS).

Packages Returned to Sender

If your package is returned to us by the post office, YOU are responsible to pay for it to be shipped again. The returned item(s) CANNOT be refunded regardless if you choose to reship the item or not.

We are happy to help with any issue!

If you happen to have an issue with your item i.e. trouble with a decal or a broken item, please know that we are always happy to help you with the problem. Please contact us via the website messages or by email at We try to answer messages within 2 hours of receiving them. Please be aware that if you are to give a 2-star review or lower BEFORE you reach out to us, no refunds will be given.

Incorrect Address

Please make sure that your address is correct before you order. We are not responsible for knowing your correct address. If your order is delivered to another address because you failed to check that your information is correct, you will have to pay for both a replacement item and for shipping

I have had such a horrible year and honestly this sticker has made me smile ! Great quality and great size! I thought the package hadn’t arrived but it turns out it was delivered to my neighbor’s house. I contacted the seller and I promptly had a response and a new sticker mailed to me! I can’t say how great full I am that the seller was so kind !

I received it recently in the mail but have not had a chance to put it on my car, but as soon as I opened it I began to laugh, this thing is awesome and hilarious to those who understand where it's from. Thank you for the item and the smiles BlackSheepCreationss

Accurately measured but larger than I expected for my car, so I have a great new laptop sticker :-D

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